"The List"

Neck
Right Shoulder
Left Elbow
Left Thumb
Joints on right Hand
Left Wrist
Lower Back
Lower Front
Both hips, especially right
Both knees
Bruise on Right Shin
Ankles
Arches on both Feet
Joint on Right toe


This is what hurts right now. Pathetic, huh?

I probably need to use my new body lotion, or have a glass of wine, or take some Ibuprofen?