Sammy Sighs

It is pretty fun having the kids around, I guess. I get a lot of extra attention, and extra bites of food, when I shouldn't. I get extra walks, and extra belly rubs...but hey, a fella has to draw the line...why is my ball in the kids' pool?

This is a bit ridiculous. Mom doesn't want me to get in the pool...she thinks I'd drown. But, I can swim, and it is so tempting...

I think Brooklyn would save me if I absolutely needed saving, don't you?

I love the kids, but then look at this very humiliating picture...


Like I say, a guy just can't get a break around here.