Seven Dwarfs of Menopause

This is a little blurry, but the seven dwarfs of Menopause are: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.

I am pretty sure I have most of that covered.

Itchy...Yep
Bitchy..Oh, Boy...YEP
Sweaty...Sometimes
Sleepy...(When I'm not supposed to be, but when I want to sleep, I can't ... which leads to Bitchy again)
Bloated...Yepper
Forgetful...What, oh ya, Yep
Psycho...um, um...yea!

And I could add an 8th dwarf...CLUMSY

So, that pretty much sums up how I feel today.